You'll Laugh So Hard 1!
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Jokes, Funny Pictures, Comedy, Funny Videos, Bloopers
I really love laughing, don't you! It feels so good to laugh. Come on, laugh with me, hahaha, you know you want to. I know you will when you see all the funny pictures, funny videos, bloopers, comedians and good jokes below! In fact, You'll Laugh So Hard for some of them, you'll cry!
Whenever I let myself go and just allow the mirth to ripple through my midsection, it feels so wonderful all over! Go ahead, try it: just let go now.
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Just thinking about laughing begins the happy process bubbling up from deep inside of me, and
I want it to keep growing and growing until it spills over into a full throttle, rip roaring, side splitting, long belly laugh. You know what I mean?
Yet have you, like me, found that lately you don't laugh often enough? Have you found that you spend more time on frowns rather than smiles.
They say it take more facial muscles to frown than to smile. So then, why don't we make more of an effort to smile more often?
Well who knows,but there will be NO frowns here today, just big smiles and delightful humour!
Today, I plan on indulging in the gift of laughter! Starting with these funny pictures, hilarious videos, and very funny jokes. In fact, I plan on making sure that every day I get at least one good laugh in!
You know it's a woman's garage when...
Joke with Morals
A little bird was
flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to
the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by
and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
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Joke- Lack of Respect
My boss was complaining in a
staff meeting the other day that
he wasn't getting any respect.
Later that morning he went out
and got a small sign that read,
"I'm the Boss". He then taped it
to his office door.
Later that day when he returned
from lunch, he found that
someone had taped a note to the
sign that said. "Your wife called,
she wants her sign back!"
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Joke- 3 Wishes!
A woman was
cleaning her attic with her cat by her side for company. Amongst the
boxes and old papers she found a little lamp. She picked it up and wiped
it off with her apron, when "POOF" out popped Genie.
"I will grant you three wishes" proclaimed the Genie.
The woman thought for a moment and said.
"I
wish I was the most beautiful 20 year old woman in the world, I wish I
had more money than I knew what to do with, and I wish you would turn my
cat into the most handsome prince around."
The Genie nodded and after a huge cloud of dust cleared, the Genie was gone and so was the lamp.
The
woman looked at herself and she was certainly beautiful. She was
surrounded with scads of money in Large Bills.
She flung an armful in the air and watched it flutter down around her. She giggled with delight at the mountains of cash.
Then she turned to look where her adoring cat once stood. There in the feline's place stood a tall, dark, handsome man with chiseled features, a washboard stomach, broad shoulders, and a soccer-players-tush.
She walked over to him, he put his arms around her, brushed his hand upon her cheek, looked deep into her eyes and whispered softly,
"Now, aren't you sorry that you had me neutered?"
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Jokes- Sarcastic Sayings
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!
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There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works!
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments!
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Short Joke
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving.
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Joke- A Fisherman's Tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up
and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up,
takes off his cap, and bows his head. The procession crosses the
bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and
continues fishing.
The other guy says, "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you."
The first guy responds, "Well, I guess it was the thing to do - after all, I was married to her for 40 years."
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Joke- A Yankee Fan
"I am a Yankees fan," a first-grade teacher explains to her class. "Who likes the Yankees?"
Everyone raises a hand except one girl.
"Janie," the teacher says, surprised. "Why didn't you raise your hand?"
"I am not a Yankees fan."
"Well, if you are not a Yankees fan, then what team do you like?"
"The Red Sox," Janie answers.
"Why in the world are you a Red Sox fan?"
"Because my mom and dad are."
"That's no reason to be a Red Sox fan," the teacher replies, annoyed. "You don't always have to be just like your parents. What if you mom and dad were morons? What would you be then?"
"A Yankees fan!"
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REALLY DUH!
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Well, I hope you enjoyed these funny jokes, funny videos and very funny pictures. Check out more funny stuff in You'll Laugh So Hard 2 , the next hub in this laughter series.
Of course, you can always come back here often and spend some time sharing these good laughs with me on my cyber couch (i've got chips and popcorn you know...;).
Plus, I know that everyone's got a joke they love, so please share it with us here. Go ahead, tell us a joke (leave it in the comments section below). We really do want to hear it.
Before long, I hope this You'll Laugh So Hard! series of hubs will become a common cyber space to meet, read, contribute and partake of humour for a light-hearted lift every tim.
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Hey girl. Yeah, it was kinda yucky wasn't it, lmao, but oh so funny! When I had first watched it, I had said to myself, 'boy this guy is doing such a good strip-tease,' until...wham! LOL. You betcha I'm glad you dropped by! :D! Thanks for the compliment luv, and for leaving us with a joke.
Heres mine - What's the difference between a wife and a mistress? About three carats and zero kids!
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You know why Hitler didn't drink?
It made him mean!
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newly-wed couple wanted to join a church. The priest said, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks." The couples all agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.
The pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The old man replied, "No problem at all, Priest." "Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the priest.
The priest went to the middle-aged couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The middle-aged man replied, "The first week was not too bad. The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yep we made it." "Congratulations! Welcome to the church," said the priest.
The priest then went to the newly-wed couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?" "No Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied sadly. "What happened?" inquired the priest.
"My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it," said the young man. "When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there."
"You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the priest. "We know," said the young man. "We're not welcome at the Supermarket anymore either."
Hahaha! Some good ones here! Laughter IS good for the soul. Congratulations on starting something that should continue to grow. Plan to bookmark this one and come back. Thanks!
@Micky Dee. ROTFLMAO over that second joke!!! I'm gonna try and remember that one to tell to my friends tomorrow! ... just too sweet! Keep them coming...
callmefoxxy, my pen is a mighty sword!
Hiya Peggy W. Thanks so much. You know updating this hub regularly is really going to help me get in my laugh a day, and I so love laughing.
Joke
A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?"
He said: "Call for backup."
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All right, found a joke for you although it's short.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. Yep, that's it. bye.
Love the tetes a claques video. Hilarious. Donne moi des pop tarts.
Hey thanks for coming back and posting Chris Eddy111. Short can be sweet too, lol.
Here's another Joke
A man staggered into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asked him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, Hey honey, this looks like yours! I don't remember much after that!"
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Hahaha, gosh that last one was a gas. Like the new stuff you added. Thanks for the jokes.
Hiya Chris Eddy111! Thanks LOL... yep, every few days there's something NEW added.
callmefoxxy, my pen is a mighty sword!
Hey foxxy, my daughter gave me this one. I'm cracking up already.
What does the hillbilly call a deer with no eyes?
No eye dear.......hillbilly you unnerstan' hahahaha, lol
Stop it now. Later.
I needed a good laugh this morning and you delivered:) The striptease video was pretty darn funny and I love the cartoon The Difference Between Men and Women. Fantastic!
Chris Eddy111, thanks for the joke. Tell your daughter that her joke is a good one, and to keep 'em coming, lol.
callmefoxxy, my pen is a mighty sword!
Hi Janices7, thanks for visiiting. That's what these jokes are here for so I'm glad they gave you a chuckle. Those two jokes you mention are two of my favorites too, lol.
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Here's another contribution to the short joke pile:
A little boy asks his teacher. "Would you punish me for something I didn't do." His teacher looks as him and replies, "Of course not." "Good," the little boy says, "because I didn't do my homework!"
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Nice hub. Enjoyed a lot. The first video (striptease) is the best. Foxy, are you related to Mr. Bean?
Hi laswi. Thanks for stopping in. Glad this hub could bring you a laugh. Come back weekly for more fun stuff. As for Mr bean, I don't believe so.
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This is a good hub with lots of jokes. I really liked the cat that's close to heaven.
Hi ann. Welcome. Yeah the snuggled in cat is one of my favourites too; soo cute! The surprised kitty also brings a warm smile.
Did you hear the joke about the gay dwarf (or should I say the gay, physically challenged dwarf)? Well, he came out of the cupboard yesterday...
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The cats are cute and the booby and booty plastic surgery choices are a hoot. Got that right about the diff between a man and a woman, they lie. It gets better every time I check in. Thanks foxxy.
Hi Chris Eddy111, thanks. Yeah, I got a kick out the plastic surgery joke too, lol. Funny, but so sad also, that difference of how a man and a woman look at themselves.
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Hey callmefoxxy, donne moi une pop tart and fire fuck, lol. Girl, I needed some jokes today. Thnx.
LMAO. Chris Eddy111, girl you f-u-n-n-y! LOL.
callmefoxxy, my pen is a mighty sword!
JOKE
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the bride wear white?"
His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."
The boys thinks about this, and then says, "Well then why is the groom wearing black..."
Funny, funny, funny! I'm drawing a blank but I just watched the Rodney Dangerfield video and it's hard to top that. Funny stuff in the comments!
What a riot!! I loved the girl's night out joke the best! Thanks for sharing these laughs with us!
here's a joke that a friend told me.
Three men are in a plane. The first man drops an orange and the third says, "Why did you do that?" "For good luck." The second man drops an orange and the third says, "Why did you do that?" "For good luck." The third man drops a bomb and the first man says, "Why did you do that?" "For good luck." At the airport, a woman complains that she got hit in the head with an orange. Then a man comes up rubbing his balls and complaining that he had been hit on the balls with an orange. Then a little girl was laughing so hard everyone asked her why she was laughing. Still laughing she says, "I tooted, and my house blew up!!"
I'm sorry, but here's another weird joke.
A mom and a little boy are walking in a park when they see birds making sex in a tree. The little boy stares and says, "Mom, what are those birds doing?" Embarresed, the mom says, "There making sandwiches." On the way home, the see a dogs, cats, rats, and more birds making sex. Every time the boy asks the mom what they are doing, she tells him that they are making sandwiches. They go home and she tucks him in bed and says good night. Thinking about the sandwiches, the boy can't fall asleep. In the middle of the night, he hears grunting and moaning coming from his parents room. He gets out of bed and goes into his mom and dad's room. The mom is laying on top of the bed. The boy opens his mouth wide, then says, "Mommy, you're making sandwiches!!" Embarresed, the mom says "How do you know?" The boy laughs and says, "Mommy, you have manonaise all over your face!!"
From all the boys at the Firestation, oh, that was good! Thanks!lilyfly
This was stoopad.
This is funny
Chris Eddy111 2 years ago
Eeeewwwwww, that second video was yucky but funny. Love the baby!
ok, Knock, knock, "who's there", orange, "orange you glad I stopped by".
Nice hub btw. I love to laugh.